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New New Age.
And there it is, another moon watching humbly over delusional people. Silly little creatures, plotting against their own mortality.
Ha!
Rule number one: Be your friend! this one is explicit.
Rule number two: You can do anything, if you put your mind to it. You can make things up.
Rule number three: Eat your veggies. This is very important in order to maintain your inner zen. Cannibals and flesh eaters are known for their low karma.
Rule number four: Be yourself. Or a rock, that was shaped by the four mysterious elements.
Rule number five: Go with the flow. Ride the avalanche. Swim with the sharks. Roll out the big guns.
The most important rule of all: Step into the light. The light is your friend. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Rule number x+1: There is strength in numbers. Lie.
Rule number x+2: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, faster, smarter. S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
Rule number x+3: When you see a bear close your eyes. They are extinct, all in your head, a way your subconscious tells you to make new friends.
Rule number x+y: It’s never too late. You live in a loop, you’ll get a second chance.
Rule number x+z: Space – the final frontier. Personal space.
Rule number x+{: Time. Time is relevant for the elephant.
But these should not be viewed as rules, more like guidelines to follow in your journey beyond reincarnation, above the crop circles.
Nothing is written in stone, not here, not anymore.
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